My name is Stabby and I am bitchin as shit.
Guess who has two thumbs, is an ex-Jezzie, a liberal, a feminist, a hockey lover, a Dita fan, AND a dog mom? THIS MOI. I'm a self-professed nerd with a heart of gold.
Ok, maybe not solid gold, but maybe gold plated?
Follow at your own risk... OF BEING AWESOME.
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I also have a funny pics blog, Ridic, a cute pics blog, Cutest of the Cute, and a Dita Von Teese fan blog, Teese Me, Dita!
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It’s Wahn Wednesday!
ETA: Well, I must be drunk because I totally thought it was Wednesday while making this. I regret nothing!
I’m reblogging this because, unlike yesterday when I posted this, today actually IS Wednesday. Happy Wahn Wednesday!
It’s Wahn Wednesday!
ETA: Well, I must be drunk because I totally thought it was Wednesday while making this. I regret nothing!

It’s WAHN WEDNESDAY MONDAY! I went out for sushi with a Plenty of Fish guy which was painfully filled with awkward silences, so I pronounce this Wahn Monday to make up for it. WHO’S WITH ME???

Every time I use Blingee, I start to use keyboard shortcuts from Photoshop and when they don’t work, I get frustrated, so here’s the finished product and if you don’t like it you can go kiss my whole butt.

Bonus points for my mini-attempt at Courtney Stodden lips.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY