feelingHELLAstabby: Archive

Mar 1st

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Gone through 2 boxes of Kleenex achievement...

Mar 1st

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lentilsandkale replied to your post: Uhhh Hey bb, that’s meeeeeee, for my new job (I tumblr for Kotex! What is my life!) and I wanted to spend some time having tumblr funs with my tumblies even if under a different. LOL! I had no idea! Ok, I’ll play nice now :)

Feb 29th

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I would straight punch a baby in the face for some...

You hear that, Kotex!?!?!?

Feb 29th

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Uhhh

Kotex just started following me. I hope you like photos of me being sick along with complains about the lack of socialized health care in this country! P.S. I use Tampax. I just want to put that out on the table so there’s no hard feelings or anything.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Getting high and then calling a guy you've talked...

Especially coming froms sommeone as aaaewesause as ME:

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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sanfo replied to your post: I’M OUT OF MY HOLE Let me know if you want insurance by getting married to a Canadian. We’d have to sleep with other people, mind. I’m IN! WHATEVER WILL GET RID OF THIS COUGH I AM INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Feb 29th

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I'M OUT OF MY HOLE

Feeling better enough to sit up and type this, which means you’re not gonna get rid of me NAO! I will admit that I’ve never wanted cough syrup with codeine in my life so much (never had it before), but the coughing coming out of my face was nausea inducing and also made of pure fire. I may or may not be on Daenerys Targaryen’s payroll at the moment. I WISH I HAD INSURANCE SO I...

Feb 29th

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Captain's log, stardate 12345678b (and a half)

Ability to breathe through my nose greater, and the lack if OMGWTFBBQ stinging associated with swallowing is a pleasant reminder that this thing, this illness, is dissipating. It could be the fact that I essentially slept for the past 24 hours, or it could be the fact that my immune system is so kick ass that that it only took me ONE FUCKING DAY to kick the shit out of whatever wasn’t...

Feb 28th

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Because I always look on the bright side of things...

I can at sort of see the shitty UI change as a header you’d see for some like mandatory reading in an art class I’m dreading. So there’s that?

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Oh christ, what’d Tumblr do again that I don’t care about and wish they’d revert back to the original asap???

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Miranda it isssss

With BSG at a close second, so maybe I’ll swap between the two. Thanks, guise!

Feb 28th

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Help me decide what to watch while I'm sick

Miranda Battlestar Galactica Merlin ?

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...

FUCK TAGS - I’M GOING FOR THE REAL THING!

Feb 28th

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Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...

Feb 28th

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Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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UGH

I’m not feeling so great. I think one of my gymnastics kids got me sick, even though I practically bathe in antibacterial gel after each class. NOOOO I NO LIKE BEING SICK!

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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BOR RING

Wow. I am wholeheartedly disappointed. I think the MTV Video Awards did that shit better, and that’s saying a lot.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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No Bridesmaids screenplay win :(

Feb 27th

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BRIDESMAIDS PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Feb 27th

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I'm just gonna say it

This attempt at an Academy Award Show totally blows. I mean, they’ve all been pretty bad in the past, but this whole thing seems so phoned in.

Feb 27th

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Ahhh! I wonder if Cirque du Soleil guy's there...

Feb 27th

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Melissa McCarthy better fucking win

BETTER.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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I'm already bored now

Tell me something interesting happens and SOON

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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GUESS WHAT

I get to go have dinner/drinks with Ipsadixit, Some-disgraced-cosmonaut, and Ultraprism/STFU Conservatives tonight for SDC’s birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO ESSITE YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAAA! I can’t wait to IRL hang out with some of my dear tumblr frayns!!!! Ok, I need to go get ready!!

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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blueandbluer replied to your post: UGHHHH I was at 500 followers and then someone… I could see if I can follow you from one of my other blogs I don’t use, if you like… AWWW That’s so nice of you! I think I’ll be ok; it’s just something I need to get used to. I’m weird. I fear change!

Feb 26th

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UGHHHH I was at 500 followers and then someone unfollowed me and now that 499 is staring me in the FACE. I WAS ENJOYING THAT EVEN NUMBERRRRR GAHHHH

Feb 26th

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Republican logic

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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take a screenshot of your desktop rn and then...

thisismymonkey: menwomenandelectrodaggers: ipomoeaandthestarstealers: oldfilmsflicker: all the task management in the world and I’m on Tumblr. AWWW YISSS

Feb 26th

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